Tag: love

Okay. Being a woman is underrated. It is a very prestigious role to hold. And then add sexuality to the mix and BAM ! – a molotov cocktail of power. The power of female sexuality is… unanimous lol.

The sex industry is built on our hard-wired desire and need for sex – there are escorts, courtesans, geishas, prostitutes, exotic dancers and porn stars. Sex is used in advertising, in movies, in songs, we sing about it, we make jokes about it, we cry about it. God how we cry about it HAHA.

The point is – it’s nothing to be fucked with. Women (and men) have immense power. And when someone taps into their power, you can take off into fucking space. THIS MEANS BODY PARTS ARE NOT THE END ALL BE ALL. Every single human being has a penis, or a vagina/boobs. Or both. Our genitals are not what make us stand out or different.

It is the energy we give off, the way we walk, talk, our eye contact, how we make others FEEL. Too often we are so caught up in being hot, we forget to be interesting.

Which brings me to my next point – YOUR BIG DICK MEANS NOTHING TO ME IF YOU ARE A BIG DICK. There is no argument here. Sorry. I don’t care what you think you got going on in your pants, if you suck, you suck.

Click here to watch me tell you how IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DICKS.

Your 20s are Horseshit.

I don’t want to lie to you or pretend. They are awful. You are broke, you’re confused, you find out your parents are human, your apartment sucks, you learn all kinds of terrible lessons, you get so wasted you black out and don’t remember any of the amazing times you had, you realize your degree did fuck all for you, and you will probably get one (curable) STD.

Oh and someone MIGHT convince you anal sex is fun and awesome – maybe it is – but this is not the opinion I hold. Poo freaks me out. Maybe that makes me 7 but I can’t handle it.

Its confusing. It is a time of extreme highs and extreme lows. My extreme low came out of carving my way through a family sized fettucini alfredo with my bare hands. Waking up with it crusted under my nails. They weren’t glamorous times.

I PROMISE though, that your 30s are infinitely better. Your adult acne even goes away. It is a MAGICAL time. You MAY even get life insurance! (Like I did because I am paranoid of tragedy and random death – uplifting I know).

You sometimes start seeing people surpass you in their relationships, jobs, finances, experiences and this can be HARD. But everyones time comes :) I promise!

Click here for the 3 minute video of me snapping out about anal sex and spanx.

As if a womanizer wasn’t bad enough, now we have modelizers; men who idolize and use models for themselves.

In this Ep, we explore the idea of beauty and the power of female sexuality. It is a loaded topic. Beauty standards are different all over the world, but somehow, the idea of perfection is everywhere for both men AND women. And the power of female sexuality is insane. Cant remember who said it (which is very unhelpful I know) – but a guy said, “Isn’t it what we do ALL this for anyways? To get the girl?”. Some may argue this, but at the end of the day we are animals. Animals in really great clothes and disguises.

With thousands of Youtube channels and Instagram channels dedicated to makeup tutorials, hair tutorials, nails, workout regimens, juicing, cleansing, toning, skin care, outfits, do-it-yourself EVERYTHING – its enough to make a person want to live in fucking sweatpants till their put in a coffin. It is almost inexcusable HOW you couldn’t be perfect now when theres so much information at your fingertips on HOW to be. UGH – enough with the standards already. Look – I love a good hair day, or great outfit, or for my eyebrows to be shaped to kill as much as the next person – but there are days where I do not fucking care. And if someone needs to take a moment to point out I look “tired” cause I am not all done up – well fuck off. Sometimes I need to get to Walmart and not worry about looking like I am Kim K ok?

This is one of my main motivations for doing these Vlogs whenever I feel the mood – I don’t do them ONLY if I am camera ready. I do them at all my moments. Cuz I am HUMAN (hard to believe I know) – pretty sure theres some upcoming videos where Im close to blackout wasted – stay tuned. Those are RAW.

The point is – it really isn’t what a person looks like. Trust me that shit gets OLD – it is what they ARE that makes us love people. Their insides, their lexicon, their facial expressions, their souls, their smiles, their dark places, their bright places, their senses of humour – these are what make us US. AND the people we LOVE.

Don’t EVER let the internet tell you otherwise. So fuck off with your how-to bullshit – UNLESS you wana be so fab and dress up and learn something different cause thats the BEST TOO!! Its whatever you want – as long as YOU want it. And for no other reason :)

Click here to watch me talk at my computer about this episode.