Tag: sex

Okay. Being a woman is underrated. It is a very prestigious role to hold. And then add sexuality to the mix and BAM ! – a molotov cocktail of power. The power of female sexuality is… unanimous lol.

The sex industry is built on our hard-wired desire and need for sex – there are escorts, courtesans, geishas, prostitutes, exotic dancers and porn stars. Sex is used in advertising, in movies, in songs, we sing about it, we make jokes about it, we cry about it. God how we cry about it HAHA.

The point is – it’s nothing to be fucked with. Women (and men) have immense power. And when someone taps into their power, you can take off into fucking space. THIS MEANS BODY PARTS ARE NOT THE END ALL BE ALL. Every single human being has a penis, or a vagina/boobs. Or both. Our genitals are not what make us stand out or different.

It is the energy we give off, the way we walk, talk, our eye contact, how we make others FEEL. Too often we are so caught up in being hot, we forget to be interesting.

Which brings me to my next point – YOUR BIG DICK MEANS NOTHING TO ME IF YOU ARE A BIG DICK. There is no argument here. Sorry. I don’t care what you think you got going on in your pants, if you suck, you suck.

Click here to watch me tell you how IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DICKS.

Your 20s are Horseshit.

I don’t want to lie to you or pretend. They are awful. You are broke, you’re confused, you find out your parents are human, your apartment sucks, you learn all kinds of terrible lessons, you get so wasted you black out and don’t remember any of the amazing times you had, you realize your degree did fuck all for you, and you will probably get one (curable) STD.

Oh and someone MIGHT convince you anal sex is fun and awesome – maybe it is – but this is not the opinion I hold. Poo freaks me out. Maybe that makes me 7 but I can’t handle it.

Its confusing. It is a time of extreme highs and extreme lows. My extreme low came out of carving my way through a family sized fettucini alfredo with my bare hands. Waking up with it crusted under my nails. They weren’t glamorous times.

I PROMISE though, that your 30s are infinitely better. Your adult acne even goes away. It is a MAGICAL time. You MAY even get life insurance! (Like I did because I am paranoid of tragedy and random death – uplifting I know).

You sometimes start seeing people surpass you in their relationships, jobs, finances, experiences and this can be HARD. But everyones time comes :) I promise!

Click here for the 3 minute video of me snapping out about anal sex and spanx.